SSPA Babyyyy...

Rules! Rules! Murmur!

I WILL walk whenever possible.
I WILL use any excuse I can find to not eat when I'm not at home. Excuses will include:
-a. I already ate.
-b. I'm not hungry.
-c. I don't feel good.
-d. I'm allergic to ( ).
I WILL get out of the house, no matter what the weather or my physical condition is.
I WILL drink 1 glass of water every hour.
I WILL drink green tea every morning.
I WILL NOT eat breads or bread-like things.
I WILL get 100% of my daily fiber.
I WILL weigh myself every Wednesday and Saturday.
I WILL wear my red bracelet.
I WILL take my medicine.
I WILL wash my face morning and night.
I WILL blog my progress every day.
I WILL love myself.
Failure won't happen.

Sunday = 800
Monday = 700
Tuesday = 600
Wednesday = 500
Thursday = 400
Friday = 300
Saturday = 200
Sunday2 = 300
Monday2 = 400
Tuesday2 = 500
Wednesday2 = 600
Thursday2 = 700
Friday2 = 800
Saturday = 200
Sunday = 800...

I have weigh-ins and calorie intake limits entered into my phone calendar, set to ring at me every morning to start the day off right. I'm so excited! Lemme put my ninja socks on! It's already started ;) The first minutes of the greatest month of my new body's life. This is going to be amazing for me, and amazing for everybody participating. I know it. You all are strong, ladies! We can totally do this! Let's go to bed and wake up thinner than the night before. Let's be sneaky, and stealthy, our sleek new bodies slipping un-noticed through the dark, like dark, un-noticeable slippy things.